How to repel people and keep well wishers at bay

A guide to introversion can be published by every introvert. But here's some tips which you can use whrn necessary.

1. Even if you have no phone, have headphones. Plug them and people would think twice before approaching you.

2. A simple trick to hide from vision is to tie your shoelace, or check the toe's fingernails

3. Avoid eye contact, you can always keep your eyes glued to your mobile phones.

4. Never ever smile.

5. Impose a restriction on yourself, wrt

A) the number of words you are allowed to speak per day,
B) the number of times you smile per day

6. Maintain a close posture, hands folded behind or in front of chest.

7. Interpose objects, people, things between yourself or anyone who is trying to interact with you.

8. Feign sickness or injury to avoid any social function (headaches, diarrhea, etc)

In the digital/ virtual sphere

1. Delete/ deactivate your social media profiles. You can maintain fake/ anonymous profile always to stalk others.

2. Switch off your phones and make yourself telephonically and biologically unavailable.